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This post was originally published
over at my other blog, but I thought it was appropriate to leave a copy here too...
I was chuckling at this sign at the airport here in Tana (Antananarivo, Madagascar) yesterday afternoon while waiting what seemed an interminably long time for the harried check-in staff to open the counters.
Firstly, the introductory sentence: “Any infringement of these formalities is liable to prosecution and sanction in accordance with legal provisions into force.” I’ve lived abroad for so long I’m not even sure if that’s correct English! Is it? I don’t think so…
I also loved this line: “Transportation of species of fauna and flora threatened of extinction without authorisation.” Sounds like a good Google translation to me. So, plants are not authorised to become extinct? Or does it mean that one cannot export plants where authority has not been given to make them extinct. Oh, it’s all so confusing.
Clearly drug trafficking isn’t too serious an offence on this island of lemurs, incurring a mere fine of between $1 and $500 dollars and, lest one missed it, “work forces for a time”. And that’s only for “high risk drugs”… Any other drugs would be fine to traffic, it seems. And what is a high risk drug? Would cough syrup qualify? I’ve heard of people developing severe addictions to cough syrup. I’m just pleased they didn’t nab me with all the medication I have for my chest problems.
We were also wondering whether marijuana would fit into the fauna and flora category – that carries a $50,000 to $100,000 fine and/or imprisonment from 2 to 10 years. That would be one expensive joint, if caught!
I’d love to know how they came up with the monetary values on the sign. I mean, when it comes to trading in animals and animal products how do they get fines of between $72 and $1620 … Why not just round up or down? Oh, and what is “animals food”? Should that read animal’s food, animals’ food, or food made from animals? Whichever way I look at this one, I have a problem with it. "Animals food" ... I just can't wrap my brain around it.
I definitely wouldn’t want to be caught transporting “armaments of 2nd or 3rd categories without authorization” which carries a $20 fine (or 6 months in prison)… Six months or $20? Man, I’d pay the $20, especially after what I’ve heard about the conditions in Malagasy prisons…