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| The 4-year-old pineapple doing his duck face. |
Evan: When I'm a grown up I know how you can make me into a pineapple. You can paint me orange and yellow all over, except for my eyes, my face and the tip of my nose.
His brothers: But how will you make the leaves on top?
His mom: We'll grow your hair long, I'll dye it green and we can gel it into spikes.
Evan: Yes, and then you can stick all the spiky, thorny things all over me too.
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When out swimming with his family: Look, I'm going to be a normal person like a chicken. Cluck, cluck cluck ... Man / chicken / man ... What's the difference anyway?
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