Evan says

Evan's take on Moses' famous statement to Pharaoh in the Old Testament: "LET MY PEOPLE GLOW." Sounds like a funky revivalist meeting in Chernobyl.

Then from the boys' bedroom sometime this week: 

“Ow! Evan! Watch. Where. You. Stand.!”

 “Ow Jem! Watch. Where. You. Hit!”

And finally, any regular reader knows Evan has been saying for a while now that he is going to be a pineapple when he grows up: He walked into his parents' room a few mornings ago and matter-of-factly announced that he actually wouldn't be a pineapple when he gets older. His mom thought it was probably because he had finally realised that little boys just become men. 

But no. His first reason? "Because there isn't enough orange paint to make me the right colour." 

The second reason? "Because I'm not juicy enough on the inside."